Merry 9/02/10 Day!
I've watched this show maybe a total of 5 times in my lifetime,
So I deem it necessary to spread the holiday cheer.
If anyone feels like buying me a present on this of all joyous occasions here is a list of things I will allow you to buy for me:
#1. The entire Seinfeld TV Series
#2. Autumn Arson to stop making music
#3. Jurassic Park (not the movies, the island)
#4. A flat of bottled water
#5. Craig Ferguson and/or Jason Segel
#6. A gold chain (real gold, bitch!)
#7. John and Kate to fall back in love. (for the kids, all 24 of them)
#8. Solid gold statue of Coleman Massey in the nude
#9. Bangbros lifetime subscription
#10. Canmore to not be around anymore
#11. 8g's worth of cocaine (just in case, ya'know?)
#12. Slam-Ball back on the air
But really, anything you want to buy me will be greatly appreciated.
Happy Holidays and thanks in advance,
Brmsandon Hennfosnvlsomoen
I've watched this show maybe a total of 5 times in my lifetime,
So I deem it necessary to spread the holiday cheer.
#1. The entire Seinfeld TV Series
#2. Autumn Arson to stop making music
#3. Jurassic Park (not the movies, the island)
#4. A flat of bottled water
#5. Craig Ferguson and/or Jason Segel
#6. A gold chain (real gold, bitch!)
#7. John and Kate to fall back in love. (for the kids, all 24 of them)
#8. Solid gold statue of Coleman Massey in the nude
#9. Bangbros lifetime subscription
#10. Canmore to not be around anymore
#11. 8g's worth of cocaine (just in case, ya'know?)
#12. Slam-Ball back on the air
But really, anything you want to buy me will be greatly appreciated.
Happy Holidays and thanks in advance,
Brmsandon Hennfosnvlsomoen
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