Good news everyone: Bad news!

So as a lot of you are unaware, and even less of you are aware, 3 people got stabbed at Zonas last night. Now that's all fine and dandy, but this whole indecent has really got me thinking about my own life and my safety. TC-Base was mere steps away from attending that gong show of a club but decided instead we were all much too sleepy so we didn't end up witnessing such an event. I'm actually kind of bummed I wasn't there! I mean how often to you get to see somebody get shanked? Barely.We all slept comfortably in our warm, cozy beds(or couches), with our thermostats turned up to 20, far off in our little dreamland of happiness, while a triad of gentlemen were getting dissected by a group troubled Cochrane kids. So all and all, we're okay. Kinda wish we weren't. Life goes on.

Anyways.

-Brndanon Hennnnnnningsmoen