My skis

Takin them to the back country..yeaaaaaaa!!!

PIcken In The Kicking Horse Wind

this is my jacket. i colored it
so heres a little somten me and brett are cola-berating on
might be out next Friday

a true genleman

For quite some time now, i have wanted some pork chops for supper. But when i get home from work, i am too tired/hungry to spend all that time preparing and cooking them.
This is where maylan comes in (pictured above). Firstly, he phoned me at work, and asked if i wanted a ride home from sunshine (this is a whole other story). I declined, because it seemed a little out of the way. But i texted him a short time later and asked him if he would cook me some pork chops since last time he was here he offered to do some barbecuing. He said sure, and i was excited to come home to a big meaty meal.
Half way through my journey home, he texted me and asked if i liked garlic bread, and i sure do!
When i got home a short while later, i had this waiting for me. It even had a cover on it to keep it warm!

He even brought some grape soda! The pork chops were delicious and seasoned perfectly. It was most def the most hearty meal i have had since leaving home.
Thanks a lot maitland, you will be missed!

Hellbent on sunshine

Curtis is up for a couple nites, going skiing tomorow for the first time in years. Just me and him no homo. Snowed all day today, hopefully it snows all night!

Brandon gettin ignant

Just sayen

If you watch jaws backwards its about a shark

who throws-up so many people
that they have to open a beach.

I'm bored, and my internet isn't down yet, so...

In lieu of our brand new banner poorly pasted together by yours truly, I'm pleased to present to you our first and probably only installment of: Stuff Brandon Eats. (If this takes off, I'll try to think up something that will make everyone L.O.L.)
Apparently people my eating habits are a tad odd. So I figured this might be interesting to 1 of the 4 people who follow us. Anywho, bon appetit!

Today at the canmore house, I had the idea to make Brett and myself a delicious omlette.
Which started off pretty well...As seen below:


Looks, delicious thus far, no?

So somehow, after a series of unfortunate events what was once 5 tasty looking eggs turned into....


An abomination I called dinner.
Brett, being the gentleman he is, looked past the aborted fetus I had just fried for him and gobbled it up within minutes.

Naturally, I was not quite satisfied with my share, and decided it needed a little something extra...
I give to you. Omlette de la Creme:



Ingredients:
3-5 Eggs (derp!)
-crack directly onto frying pan evenly apart from each other
A lot of Cheese
-A must have to cancel out the taste of burnt and dispare.
1 Cup of Mushrooms
-Fry up prior to starting on the eggs, for some reason. It makes you look that more legit.
3/4 Cup of Tomatoes
-Gives it some color. Makes people think you are somewhat health conscious. I'm not.
1 Big handful of leftover meat
-No homo.
Vast amount of Whipped Cream
-We'll get to that..

-Remember to sprinkle all of the ingredients over the eggs with your bare hands. For some reason using a spoon or something like that is unacceptable in the culinary world. Also, don't wash your hands. It gives it that extra oomph!
-So you've fried your eggs, and added your toppings. Very good. Now you're ready to fuck up. :-)
Be sure to fuck up the flipping process so your what was once an omlette turns into an irreversible mess.
-Don't worry. If all else fails, you can always mash around everything for a couple seconds and voila! Really fancy scrambled eggs.
-Be sure to not make the mistake of telling someone you're making them an omlette ahead of time like I did, or you'll end up looking like a huge shmuck.
-and finally, when all is said and done and you have a disgusting mess sitting in front of you that you can't afford to throw away. Be sure to add anything you can think of to lighten up the situation. (ie: pickle juice, yogurt, ape cum..) In this case, I used whipped cream, and I've got to say, I didn't hate it!

Well, that's all. Thank-you for reading. This portion of the TC-Blog was brought to you by "Brandon not having a job or a car"

See you next time on......
STUFF BRANDON EATS!!!!!

Our First Girl

Last night at the tc mountain lab we had our first girl, and she stayed the night!
No pic no proof. Will have pictures up later..if we can find any.
Ps it was dean's sister.

Full Tilt (mode soldier)

Yesterday i finally got my boots. It was sunshine's opening day today. Lots of snow but the line ups were a little retarded. Don't have any pictures of skiing, but i do have pictures of my new boots! (beggars can't be choosers?)

Lets find out how this night ends pt.1

Part 2 might be coming tonight. i dont know why this is underlined..

chicken fingers, wizards and sake

Tyson, Kurtis & Travis are up to spend the weekend. I guess me and tyson will be chilling alot since ski cellar has yet to phone me about me boots. bastage

Tyson brought us a gift in the form of 50 chicken fingers. Mhm!

Yea tysteezy!!

We went to some sketchy ass liquor store and found some sake. The native(or was he a chink?) doing the till thought airdrie had 150 000 people living there. wtf!

We found this new card game, bray got his ass kicked. i came out victories. yeah booy!

the enemy

Stay strong, we can do this

brays first taste of defeat

my boy paul holdin it down. maybe next time bray bray

God made me funky

Last night we had our first guests at the tc lab. Curtis and mayland stayed the night. We went to the local pub and watched several black men perform. Kanye west, and black eyed peas impersonators were in full effect. Also, an old black man with hair whiter then his teeth was killing it on the dance floor. Kendama was played, and beers were slayed.

TC Base at full oprastional swing

Were are almost ready for opener that means the only thing left to do is move the beer from the fridge and atchuely put food in heres the picys

funnest man alive sleeps her