Lasssst Niiiiiight

We Got Blind.

That is all.

Nevermind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KXlBeziPJ4

Now that is all.

-beandon hemminsmone

Merry Valentimes Day!! xoxoxoxxoxoxo

First off, Happy Valentines Day. I hope you find that special little someone, and you get laid or in the very least your member licked.

Secondly, there's nothing that badgers me more than people saying that Valentines Day a stupid "Hallmark Holiday"
I fucking know it is, right? But so is Christmas, Easter, Halloween, and your Birthday.(Honestly, nobody gives a hell about any of the history of any of these holidays) So what's the deal with Valentines Day? I don't hear anyone complaining about how much they hate Christmas. (Well yes I do, but shut your face anyways)
People get presents for no reason whatsoever on Christmas. They don't have to do shit and they'll most likely end up getting some holiday cheer sent their way. And that's how they like it. Easy, and free, just like _______'s mother. ( You know who you are.)

Whereas Valentines Day, you actually have to give a shit and try to make someone A: Actually want to be around you for at least a day. Or B: Feel sorry for you enough that they put you on suicide watch and take it upon themselves to keep you alive for another day. ("B" takes a lot less effort as well. Who wudd'a thunk'it?)

Anyways, I don't give a shit. I like having one day a year to get together with a special someone and be romantic as shit towards them. I enjoy buying stuff for people and making them happy. It makes me happy, and I like being happy. I would do it every single day if I didn't make $8.85 an hour cleaning tables at FUCKING A&W.

I just like the idea of having a day of the year where if you go out of your way to tell someone the way you feel about them in a spontaneous/romantic way, you don't end up surrounded by a squad of cop cars and your name added to a permanent sex offender list. (I'd be more surprised if this didn't exist. RIGHT?)

Quit being such a killjoy to everyone and find someone to be cute with for the day. Either that or masturbate violently in your bedroom for 15 hours and fall asleep in a pillow soaked in your own salty sadness(this could mean 2 things, I'll leave it at that). I don't care (I sort of do..Don't do that!!) Either way, I don't want to hear another person tell me what a fool I am for participating in such a inane holiday. Go fuck yourself. (or somebody else! Chicks 'aint got no morals on Valentines Day)

Love; Brandonas Henningsmoenas

PS;
I hope this little puke gets a terrible case of cancer.

In more recent news.....

Merry 9/02/10 Day!
I've watched this show maybe a total of 5 times in my lifetime,
So I deem it necessary to spread the holiday cheer.

If anyone feels like buying me a present on this of all joyous occasions here is a list of things I will allow you to buy for me:

#1. The entire Seinfeld TV Series
#2. Autumn Arson to stop making music
#3. Jurassic Park (not the movies, the island)
#4. A flat of bottled water
#5. Craig Ferguson and/or Jason Segel
#6. A gold chain (real gold, bitch!)
#7. John and Kate to fall back in love. (for the kids, all 24 of them)
#8. Solid gold statue of Coleman Massey in the nude
#9. Bangbros lifetime subscription
#10. Canmore to not be around anymore
#11. 8g's worth of cocaine (just in case, ya'know?)
#12. Slam-Ball back on the air

But really, anything you want to buy me will be greatly appreciated.



Happy Holidays and thanks in advance,

Brmsandon Hennfosnvlsomoen

Regarding Curtis' Birthday (party?)

We drank alcoholic alcohol, and listened to a shitty band at "The Ho" (Fuck that, The Canmore Hotel, shit.) One thing lead to another and said "shitty band" played Happy Birthday to Curtis, which was nice of them, but still doesn't change my opinion about, how in fact, shitty they were.

Umm...What else..

Curtis and I played a game of pool, and he decided if the chance presented itself he would fight the bouncer whom was thrice his size. Luckily the bouncer did not give a fuck about anything and Curtis was not killed.

We walked home in the cold because apparently that was more punk than paying 8 bucks for a cab.
Everyone ditched Curtis and myself to go smoke weed probably, and I recorded everything Curtis did for a good 40 minutes (video soon? I doubt it!) We returned home and did something. I completely forget what, and then I found myself waking up at 3 o'clock the next day to go to work.

I'm pretty sure everyone who had the day off (Curtis, Karlee, Brett, and Jill) Went to Banff for the day, and bought candy. Hope you had fun, guys! But I can only assume it was shitty because I wasn't there.

I later arrived home, and we went out for McDonalds. But McDonalds being the filthy teasing whore it is, turned out the be closed at 11 o'clock at night and we decided to satisfy our cravings with a prostitute we like to call Wendy. She tasted like shit, and nearly gave me diarrhea.

We then attempted to go to the Drake but we not "keen" on the 5 dollar cover and immediately came home. Fuck you, "The Drake", You zealous, greedy, bastard.

We returned home and watched the most boring movie ever, Henry Poole is Here. I suggest if you ever get the chance to watch it, you should instead shit in your own mouth. It's 100x more entertaining, and you won't end up wondering to yourself "was that really that bad?" You'll know it was, because you just ate human feces.

And then finally we shut off the TV and giggled like little girls for 4 hours until Brett walked out of his room to take a piss and we got too scared he was going to raise his voice at us, so we forced ourselves to sleep.

Happy Birthday, Curtis
I hope it was all you hoped it would be.
It probably wasn't, but it was definitely a good week(end?) for me.
Thanks for coming up and making our house messy.

Love; Baremjndon H.

PS, and Jeanine is a twat.

PSS, Anybody who didn't make it up is a douche.

Good news everyone: Bad news!

So as a lot of you are unaware, and even less of you are aware, 3 people got stabbed at Zonas last night. Now that's all fine and dandy, but this whole indecent has really got me thinking about my own life and my safety. TC-Base was mere steps away from attending that gong show of a club but decided instead we were all much too sleepy so we didn't end up witnessing such an event. I'm actually kind of bummed I wasn't there! I mean how often to you get to see somebody get shanked? Barely.We all slept comfortably in our warm, cozy beds(or couches), with our thermostats turned up to 20, far off in our little dreamland of happiness, while a triad of gentlemen were getting dissected by a group troubled Cochrane kids. So all and all, we're okay. Kinda wish we weren't. Life goes on.

Anyways.

-Brndanon Hennnnnnningsmoen

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OH WAIT, YES I TOTALLY DID.

Here's a some pictures of about an hour of the time we spent with Coleman last night.

Just after Coleman beat me at a game of "WinePong" (patent pending)

This picture is an example of why I don't own my own camera.

This is somebody's (don't want any hurt feelings) mom's vagina.
But seriously this is the hallway I check regularly to see if there's a pretty girl walking our way. 1/1000 time there was. Fuck this hallway.


Coleman confused about something, I'm guessing.

I hope you all enjoyed these pictures. Because I enjoyed taking them I'm pretty sure. I was pretty tired and somewhat drunk when I took them.

Added bonus! Stumbled across this while I uploading some pictures! Enjoy!!!

Best. Show. EVER!!